ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
as you open your eyes
to the same old nothing
a breath of foreign
but yet familiar air.
You’ve been here so long
except for in your dreams
when you’re thousands of miles away
in a place that now seems
out of focus
Yet the only tangible place you know
feels just as distant as this dreamt-of place.
you don’t know what this is.
All you know
is you want to be home…